Truyện cười tiếng Anh [Xin vui lòng post những truyện cười tiếng Anh vào mục này]

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A young man went up to his father and asked, “Can I have 20 bucks for a blow-job?”
His father said, “I don’t know. Are you any good?”
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Have fun!:lêu:

[²ƒ¥§╠╣]

Chả hiểu gì cả.Dịch ra đi xem nào !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nhật Bản]

Chả hiểu gì cả.Dịch ra đi xem nào !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cậu con trai đến gần ông bố và nói: Bố ơi cho con 20 đô để (ra quán karaoke) thổi kèn, ông bố nói: Tao không biết. Nhưng mày làm có tốt không?

Cái hài hước của câu chuyện là: Ý anh con trai là xin tiền bố để đi chơi cave. Nhưng ông bố lại hiểu là anh con trai sẽ thổi kèn cho bố để kiếm 20 đô. Kiểu như trẻ con nhổ tóc sâu cho bố mẹ để kiếm tiền mua truyện tranh chẳng hạn :eek:

[pevit_2709]

á à hiểu roài ^^ hihi =)) ông bố hơm biết nên tưởng nhầm

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hic.Hóa ra là thế.Chắc phải biết TA 1 tý mới hiểu đc ý nghĩa sâu xa >"<

[Luna'Boy]

Harry didn't stop his car at some traffic-lights when they were red, and he hit another car. Harry jumped out and went to it. There were an old men in the car . he was very frightended and said to Harry: " What are you doing? You nearly killed me! "

" Yes ", Harry answer, " i'm very sorry . He took a bottle out of his car and said: " Drink some of this. Then you'll fell better ". He gave the man some whisky, and the man drank it, butthen he shouted again: " You nearly killed me! "

Harry gave him the bottle again, and the old man drank a lot the whisky. Then he smiled and said to Harry: " Thank you. I feel much better now. But why aren't you drinkin' ?

" Oh, well ", Harry answer, " I dont' want any whisky now. I'm goin' to sit here and wit for the police
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Harry didn't stop his car at some traffic-lights when they were red, and he hit another car. Harry jumped out and went to it. There were an old men in the car . he was very frightended and said to Harry: " What are you doing? You nearly killed me! "

" Yes ", Harry answer, " i'm very sorry . He took a bottle out of his car and said: " Drink some of this. Then you'll fell better ". He gave the man some whisky, and the man drank it, butthen he shouted again: " You nearly killed me! "

Harry gave him the bottle again, and the old man drank a lot the whisky. Then he smiled and said to Harry: " Thank you. I feel much better now. But why aren't you drinkin' ?

" Oh, well ", Harry answer, " I dont' want any whisky now. I'm goin' to sit here and wit for the police